Comic 142 - Page Eleven
4th Aug 2012 in Book two: Chapter One
Page Eleven
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Koeb edit delete
Koeb
Saw the new Total Recall yesterday. Let's forget the original here for a second, and judge the movie on its own merits.

From the very first scene, I could tell I didn't need my brain to be on for this film. Now I can sometimes forgive stupidity if it's fun stupidity, (Running Man anyone? How about Machete?), but this film was so boring. It was about as exciting and memorable as a piece of dry toast with nothing on it.

In short, don't bother unless you've already seen all the good films out already and have nothing better to do for a couple hours. It looks good and the action is decent, with a couple of action chicks. So maybe that will sate some people. Also there is a cat fight.
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CyberSkull edit delete reply
CyberSkull
Ah, the Battle Nun herself is a relic!
Koeb edit delete reply
Koeb
Yes, I believe you're right. I actually forgot that 'relic' also means 'the bodily remains of a saint'. Though I wonder how that translates to military use...
Ryan C. edit delete reply
Ryan C.
Well, she looks happy.
Koeb edit delete reply
Koeb
Battle nun: "Hey man, what's up? I'm just chillin' here."
Ryan C. edit delete reply
Ryan C.
I just realized, I don't think I've seen a "nun-chucks" joke yet...
Koeb edit delete reply
Koeb
Not that I use logic much here, but I don't think Nunchaku have entered fantasy Europe yet. Perhaps I'll save that joke for Fantasy Japan and the Buddhist Battle Nun.
OnePlusOne (Guest) edit delete reply
Little known secret: The (Un)dead are the happiest people you'll ever meet. Constant state of euphoria.
OnePlusOne (Guest) edit delete reply
Um, so, what do you with the penises and beauty you take from trespassers?
Koeb edit delete reply
Koeb
Oh, I just toss them into the pile. I let any interested parties have a go at it.
OnePlusOne (Guest) edit delete reply
You must have the most beautiful hobos around your place.
Koeb edit delete reply
Koeb
With legs like those, they don't stay hobos for long.